نص الفيلم
DRUM BEATING
TEMPO INCREASING
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
FLETCHER:
No. Stay.
What's your name?
Andrew Neiman, sir.
What year are you?
I'm first year.
Do you know who I am?
Yes, sir.
So you know
I'm looking for players.
Yes, sir.
Then why did you stop playing?
Did I ask you to start playing?
Sorry, I
I asked why you stopped playing,
and your answer was to turn
into a windup monkey.
Sorry, I thought
Show me your rudiments.
Yes, sir.
Doubletime شاهد 4 يو swing.
No, doubletime. Double it.
Faster. Faster.
DOOR CLOSES
Oopsydaisy.
Forgot my jacket.
DOOR CLOSES
âªâªâª
No Swedish Fish?
No, not today.
Thanks.
Mmhm.
You okay?
Hm? Yeah.
Yeah. Well, I don't know.
He saw me play today.
And?
Mm.
Well, you got plenty
of options still.
What does that mean?
Just...
Other options?
Just, you know...
It's just life.
Listen, when you get to be
my age, you get perspective.
I don't want perspective.
MAN:
Sorry.
MAN & WOMAN SPEAKING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ON SCREEN
Alright.
I don't want the Raisinets.
Why didn't you say that?
I just eat around them.
I don't understand you.
TECHNO وى سيما MUSIC
PLAYING OVER افلام توم كروز SPEAKERS
CHATTERING
CHATTERING
BAND TUNING AND RIFFING
GIRL:
Bye. I'll see you later. Bye.
My man, Ry. Oh, shit.
How you feeling, man?
It's been too long.
Been too long.
Things were hurting
with Neiman on the kits.
RYAN:
Come ويسيما on, man.
GREG: What?
RYAN: He's fine.
GREG: If you افلام هندي say so. Good seeing you.
RYAN: Yeah.
GREG:
Yo, looking good.
Hey.
What's up?
Good weekend?
Yeah, real good.
Yeah?
Yeah. Lot of fun.
Nice.
Hey, don't worry about Greg.
Kid's a dick.
Oh.
No big deal.
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning, everybody.
ALL: Good morning.
MR. KRAMER: Alright.
Let's do "Billy Zane"
from the افلام هندية 2023 top, yes? Yes?
How's that? Good?
RYAN: Little right.
One, two, three, unh...
Okay.
PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC
Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Alright, let's do reeds, yeah?
MR. KRAMER: Three.
WHISPERS Yo, Ryan.
MR. سيما لايت KRAMER:
Watch it.
Yeah.
Accent, yeah...
MR. KRAMER SCATTING
Not today.
MR. KRAMER: Big on the bottom.
Put some sugar on it.
You افلام من اشهر افلام الجريمة من 6 حروف تويتر embarrass yourself
like what'shisface.
WOMAN:
That was truly pathetic.
BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC
JAZZ PERCUSSION MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS
BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC
Short.
Alright. Alright.
That's enough of that. Just back
to the core drums, please.
Core players,
let's go.
Dude, what have you
been practicing?
May I?
Cute.
Down the line.
Trumpets, bars seven and eight.
Three, four.
Three, four.
Okay. Alright.
The and of two.
Maybe not.
Three, four.
Same spot. Three, four.
Okay. Alright.
You're in the first chair.
Let's see if it's because you're cute.
Three, four.
Yep. That's why.
Drums. Let's hear
a little doubletime swing.
Behind.
Same thing.
Bass, five bars of "Donna Lee."
BASS PLAYING
Alright.
SIGHS
Drums, with me.
Thank you, Joe.
No, no. Other موقع ماي سيما drums.
âªâªâª
MR. KRAMER:
Alright, everybody, from the top.
MR. KRAMER SNAPPING FINGERS
Aone, two, three, unh...
BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC
âªâªâª
ANDREW: Hey.
How are you?
Good. How are you?
Good, thanks.
Good.
Uh, the usual? You want, like?
No.
Look, I don't really know how
I see you in here a lot, and I think
that you're really pretty and...
Would you wanna
go out with me ever?
Please go away.
Oh, God.
Get out.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm just messing with you.
I'm messing with you. Ha, ha.
What? Oh, my God.
Hahaha. I'm sorry.
That's actually pretty mean.
That should've I'm sorry.
I didn't mean
to hurt your feelings.
What's your name?
It's okay. No big deal.
Oh, I'm موقع وي سيما فلم Andrew.
Andrew.
Yeah.
I'm Nicole.
Nice to meet you, Nicole.
Nice to meet you too.
So you wanna take me out.
I would love to take you out.
Where do you wanna go?
Pizza.
Pizza.
Yeah.
I like pizza.
Yeah, I know this ماى سيما great pizza place.
Cool. Okay, well...
Uh...
Okay.
You wanna meet here?
Okay. Yeah. I will.
Yeah.
Great.
Okay. Seven o'clock?
Mmhm. Here.
Monday. Andrew.
Alright.
Bye.
Bye.
⪠Keep me waiting âª
⪠'Cause I'll keep waiting âª
It's not that b She's a gogo dancer.
Could've did porn, she chose not to.
That's classier.
CHATTERING
Bitch ha foot fetish or something.
That's it.
You are fucking kidding me.
BAND TUNING AND RIFFING
CARL: You the new alternate?
Yeah. I'm Andrew Neiman.
Tune the set to Bflat,
then turn my pages.
Sure.
Excuse me.
Um, could I get a Bflat?
Thank you.
Sorry. Can you?
Just one more time?
PLAYS NOTE ON PIANO
That's a great kit.
I play the new cymbals now.
Milk the cunt!
BAND TUNING
DOOR OPENS AND MUSIC STOPS
CLEARS THROAT
INHALES DEEPLY THEN EXHALES
We got a squeaker today, people.
Neiman.
Nineteen years old. Isn't he cute?
BAND CHUCKLES
Alright, gang, "Whiplash."
PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC
PagePage!
Barker, موقع افلام بدون اعلانات that is not your boyfriend's dick.
Do not come early.
Five, six, and...
BAND CONTINUES PLAYING
Stop.
Now, this one really upsets me.
We have an outoftune player here.
Before I continue, would that player
care to identify himself?
No?
Okay, maybe a bug flew in my ear.
Onefifteen.
Five, six, and...
BAND CONTINUES PLAYING
No. My ears are fine.
We definitely have
an outoftune player.
Whoever it is,
this is your last chance.
And there it went.
Now, either you are deliberately
playing out of tune,
and sabotaging my band,
or ماي سيما بالطو you don't know
you're out of وي سينما tune,
which I'm afraid is even worse.
Reeds.
Five, six, and...
REEDS PLAYING
Bones.
Five, six, and...
TROMBONES PLAYING
He's here.
Tell me it's not you,
Elmer Fudd.
It's okay. Play.
Do you think
you're out of tune?
There's no fucking Mars bar down there.
What are you looking at?
Look up here. Look at me.
Do you think you're out of tune?
Um...
Yes.
Then why the fuck
didn't you say so?
I've carried your fat ass
for too long.
I won't have you
cost us a competition
because your mind's on
a Happy Meal insteof on ايجي بست افلام pitch.
Jackson, congratulations,
you're fourth chair.
Metz, why are you still sitting there?
Get the fuck out!
SIGHS
For the record, Metz wasn't out of tune.
You were, Erickson.
But he didn't know,
and that's benough.
get back, the squeaker's on.
ANDREW WHISPERING:
Two, two, three. Two, two, three.
MAN: If he put half the effort
into playing the افلام 2023 trombone...
FLETCHER:
Andrew.
Parents musicians?
No.
What do they do?
My ds a writer.
Oh, what's he written?
I guess he's more of a teacher, really.
Oh.
College?
Pennington High School.
Your mother, what does she do?
I don't know. فشار افلام She left when I was a baby.
No musicians in the family?
You just gotta listen
to the greats, then.
Buddy Rich, Jo Jones...
You know, Charlie Parker
became Bird
because Jones threw a cymbal
at his he
See what I'm saying?
Mmhm.
Listen, the key is to just relax.
Don't worry about the numbers.
Don't worry about what
other guys are thinking.
You're here for a reason.
You believe that, right?
Yeah.
Say it.
I'm here for a reason.
Cool.
Alright, man. Have fun.
BAND TUNING AND RIFFING
DOOR CLOSES AND MUSIC STOPS
FLETCHER:
Alright, gang, "Whiplash."
A little under tempo, okay?
Neiman, just do your best.
Here we go.
Five, six, and...
BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC
Let's hear some fills.
We got Buddy Rich here.
A سيما كلوب little trouble there.
Ready?
Five, six, and...
BAND CONTINUES PLAYING
Not quite my tempo.
Here we افلام ماي سيما go.
Five, six, and...
Here we go.
Five, six, and...
Got it?
Five, six, seven...
Not سيما روم ميراكولوس الموسم الخامس quite my tempo. It's all good.
No worries. Here we go.
Five, six, seven...
You're rushing.
Here we go.
Five Ready? Okay.
Five, six, and...
Dragging just a hair.
SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY
Wait for my cue.
Five, six, seven...
Rushing. Five, six, and...
Dragging. Five, six, and...
SIGHS
Why do you suppose I just hurled
a chair at your he Neiman?
I don't know.
Sure you do.
The tempo?
Were you rushing or dragging?
I don't know.
Start.
Five, six, seven
In four, damn it. Look at me.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three
Now, was I rushing
or was I dragging?
I don't know.
Count again.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, افلام 2022 four.
One, two, three, four.
Rushing or dragging?
Rushing.
So you do know the difference.
If you deliberately sabotage my band,
I will fuck you like a pig.
Now, شاهد فور are you a rusher,
or are you a dragger,
or are you gonna be
on my fucking time?
I'm gonna be on your time.
What does that say?
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I didn't know they allowed افلام اون لاين retards into Shaffer.
Am I to understand that you cannot retempo?
Can you even remusic? What's that?
Eighth note.
Yes. What is that?
SCATTING
What, are you in a fucking a cappella group?
Play the افضل افلام 2022 goddamn kit.
Stop. Now answer my question.
Were you rushing
or were you dragging?
Answer!
Rushing.
Oh, my dear God.
Are you one of those
singletear people?
Do I look like a double fucking rainbow
to you? You must be upset.
Are you upset?
No.
No? So you just don't give a shit?
I do give a shit.
So are you upset? Yes or fucking no?
Yes, you are upset.
Yeah.
Say it.
I'm upset.
Say it so the whole band
can hear you.
I'm upset.
Louder.
I'm upset.
Louder!
I'm upset.
You are a worthless, friendless,
faggotlipped piece of shit,
whose Mommy left Daddy when she
figured out he wasn't Eugene O'Neill.
Who's now weeping and slobbering
all over my drum set
So for افلام هنديه 2022 the final fatherfucking time,
افلام هنديه 2023 say it louder!
I'm upset!
Carl.
Start practicing harder, افلام مصرية 2023 Neiman.
Bigboy tempo.
Five, six, and...
BAND فاصل اعلاني CONTINUES PLAYING
INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE
CELL PHONE BUZZING
âªâªâª
âªâªâª
INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE
GRUNTS
JAZZ MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS
This place is nice.
Yeah. I really like the music
that they افلام رعب play.
Mm.
I mean, the food's good too, but...
No, the pizza's really good.
"When I Wake."
What?
That's the name of the song.
Oh. Ha, ha.
Bob Ellis on the drums.
Every time I saw you at the theater,
your eyes were glued to the افلام عربي ï¬oor.
Really? Oh...
Mmhm.
My dsays that I have
I have trouble making eye contact.
My parents like to criticize me too.
Growing up, my mom said
I ha really big chin,
that's why guys wouldn't like me.
Really? You don't.
Yeah.
Well, she said my d
cursed me with one.
It's like Jay Leno. Look.
No, it's not.
Yeah, it is.
I don't I don't think so at all.
Well, that's nice.
Your chin's very nice. Very nice.
Hahaha.
Your mom sounds insane.
She did wanna be an actress
when she was my age.
What about you?
What about me?
What do you do?
I go to Fordham.
What do you study?
I don't have a major yet.
But, like, what do you want to study?
I don't really know.
I don't know مسلسل the last of us موقع ماي سيما yet.
So Fordham
was just like a random school?
No, I applied to a bunch of schools,
Fordham let me in.
Why'd you pick Shaffer?
It's the best music school in the country.
Well, Fordham's Fordham.
I don't love it there, to be honest.
No?
No.
I...
I don't know. I guess it's just the people.
I don't know if they like me very much.
I'm from Arizona,
and I think they can see it.
I feel the same about people at Shaffer.
Yeah?
Yeah. I don't think they like me
too much.
But I don't I don't...
I don't care too much.
I think it just It changes.
You know, people change
and things work out.
No, no, I know, I know.
I just...
I feel really homesick sometimes.
I don't know.
It kind of pisses me off
when people pretend like they're not.
In college, you know?
Maybe I'm literally the only one,
I don't know.
I still go to the movies with my d
CHUCKLES
AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
BAND TUNING AND RIFFING
FLETCHER: Hey. How are you, man?
MAN: Good to see you.
FLETCHER:
And please, is this really Eva? فيلم سطار السعودي Wow.
Last time افلام مصريه 2023 I saw you,
you were very tiny.
Are you playing an instrument yet?
MAN:
She started piano last week.
When you're a big college kid,
will you come play in my band?
MAN: Would you like that?
Be my piano سيما player?
Excellent.
Give me five, baby.
Alright. Great to see you.
Great seeing you.
See you after the show.
Absolutely.
FLETCHER:
Cheers.
Listen up, Cocksuckers.
Hurry the fuck up.
Get your music.
"Irene" only. Set one.
Rhythm section out first.
The kit is a fucking tonal catastrophe.
Get it in tune, موقع سيما كلوب alright?
We're افلام فور يو gonna pick up the tempo.
we sharp that ninth.
Everybody remember,
Lincoln Center use these competitions
to decide who they're interested in
and who they're not.
I'm not gonna have my reputation
in that department tarnished
by a bunch of
fucking limpdick, sournote,
flatterthantheirgirlfriends,
flexibletempo dipshits.
One more thing. Give me that.
If I ever find one of these
lying around again,
I swear to fucking God,
I will stop being so polite.
Get the fuck out of my sight
before I demolish you.
Stage right, in order, now.
I can still fucking see you,
MiniMe!
Let's go. Hurry the fuck up.
Let's go.
ANNOUNCER OVER PA:
The Shaffer Conservatory Studio Band.
BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC
AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
Hold on to this
for the second set.
MAN:
He's dumb but he's not stupid.
At the end of the day, he wants a career,
as dumb as he is.
Fudd has a chance of getting put back in,
so why would he jeopardize that?
I need to look at the music.
It's right here.
Why isn't it on you?
Where's the folder?
You're joking. You're fucking around?
No
I swear I hit here two seconds ago.
It's gotta be around here.
Did you see?
How could you be so fucking stupid?
I know. Maybe a janitor came by.
A lone star 9-1-1 season 1 ماي سيما janitor?
Find the fucking folder!
A fucking janitor?
You're a dumb fuck!
A dumb fuck!
Find the folder!
Okay, I'm فاصل sorry.
FLETCHER:
Tanner!
Jesus فيلم fucking Christ,
where have you been?
Uh, we have an issue.
Okay, now is not the time.
I gave Neiman the folder
and Neiman lost it.
Neiman lost it.
Yes, sir.
The folder was your fucking responsibility.
Why would you give it to Neiman?
Right?
Give a calculator to a fucking retard,
he's gonna try افلام كرتون to turn on a TV with it.
Get your sticks, get your ass onstage.
I I can't.
You can't?
I I can't go onstage.
I don't know the charts by heart.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I You know this.
I need the موفيز music.
It's my memory, I need visual cues.
Visual cues.
Yes. It's a medical
A medical condition?
What, are you fucking Sanjay Gupta?
Play the goddamn music.
I can't.
I can.
You know "Whiplash" by heart?
Yes. Every measure.
Alright. Well, you better fucking hope
your memory doesn't fail you.
I hope you play it a lot better
than you did last month in rehearsal.
Because I do not intend
to start losing now.
Get your sticks and get you
fucking ass onstage. Onstage!
BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC
ANNOUNCER OVER PA:
And in first place,
Shaffer Conservatory.
AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
BAND TUNING AND RIFFING
Hey.
Don't fucking touch my folder, man.
Do not touch this kit.
Alright, let's get to work, ladies.
Tanner, what you doing? It's core only.
I don't ايجي بست have time for alternates.
"Cherokee." From the top.
Tanner, are you a fucking statue?
Let's go. Get off the stool.
Don't forget to turn Neiman's pages.
Here we go.
One, two, three, four.
Two, two, three, four.
âªâªâª
JIM:
What did you do to your hand?
Is that from drumming?
ANDREW: Yeah. It's nothing.
So how's it going
with the Studio Band?
ANDREW:
Good.
Yeah, I think he
likes me more بديل ماي سيما now.
And his opinion means a lot
to you, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Wanna grab the shakers?
MAN:
Jimbo? Overcooked.
You can barely chew this.
ALL LAUGH
FRANK: He just laughs.
So how's the drumming going, Andy?
Yeah, it's going really well.
I'm the new core drummer, so
ALL: Hey.
EMMA: Congratulations.
FRANK:
Tom افلام اكشن Brady.
Did you hear, Jim?
No, what?
Trav got named this year's MVP.
That's fantastic, Travis.
EMMA: Yeah, and Dustin
is heading up Model UN,
soon to be Rhodes Scholar
and who knows what else.
And Jim, teacher of the year.
Well, hey, listen
EMMA: I mean, come on.
The talent at this table,
that is stunning.
And Andy, with your drumming.
افلام اكشن 2022 It's going okay, Andy?
Yeah, it's going really,
really well, actually.
I'm part of Shaffer's
top jazz orchestra,
which means
it's the best in the country.
And I'm a core member
so I'll start playing
in competitions. I just
I found out I'm
the youngest person in the band.
How do you know who wins in
a music competition? Isn't it subjective?
No.
Does the studio get you a job?
It's not an actual studio.
It's the name of the ensemble,
but it's a big step forward in my career.
I'm so glyou figured it out.
It's a nasty business, I am sure.
Hey, are you gonna tell them
about your game this week'?
Living up to your title.
FRANK:
School record, school record.
Is that true? That's fantastic.
It's Division Three.
It's Carlton football. It's not even
Division Two, it's Division Three.
You got any friends, Andy?
No.
Oh, why is that?
I don't know. I never saw the use.
Who are you
gonna play with otherwise?
Lennon and McCartney they
were school buddies. Am I right?
Charlie Parker didn't know anybody
till Jo Jones threw a cymbal at his he
That's your idea of success?
century is anybody's idea of success.
Dying broke and drunk
and full of heroin
is not my idea of success.
and have people talk about me,
and nobody remember who I was.
But your friends will remember you,
that's the point.
None of us were friends
with Charlie Parker. That's the point.
Travis and Dustin, they have plenty
of friends and plenty of purpose.
They'll make great
school board presidents.
Oh, that's what this is all about?
You think you're better than us?
Catch on quick. Are you in Model UN?
I got a reply for you.
You think Carlton football is a joke?
Come play with us.
Four words you will never hear
from the NFL.
Who wants dessert?
Heard from Lincoln Center?
BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC
Okay, get out of here. Pick up the new
chart by the door on your way out.
That's how long you have to learn it.
Neiman. Stick around a minute.
Mm.
See the tempo marking on there?
Uh...
That is a doubletime swing.
That's what got you in here, right?
Oh, yeah.
As fate would have it,
I recently stumbled across another kid
in the practice room
working on his doubletime swing.
So I'm gonna give him a shot.
KNOCK ON DOOR
Am I late?
Perfect timing.
Come on in, Connolly.
Uh, you two know each other, right?
Yeah, Nassau band.
What's up, Andrew?
I've made Neiman a temporary core,
but with this competition coming up
I just wanna make very sure
this chart is in the best shape it can be.
Yeah, this one right here,
right?
I gave Connolly the chart
this morning.
All I wanna do is give you both
a crack at it, alright?
So, Neiman, go ahe
jump on the kit, take it from the top.
Okay.
I don't want you to worry about hits now.
Just tempo, okay?
All set?
One, two...
Not quite my tempo.
Connolly.
I can take it from the top.
Connolly, go افلام شاهد فور يو ahe
I can do...
No. We'll go with Connolly now.
Hey, do you mind?
Okay, man, ready?
Mmhm.
One and two and...
Perfect, افلام ديزني 2023 Connolly.
Oh, my God.
See, this to me
is the beauty of Studio Band.
You walk in here an alternate,
you could be the new core.
Oh, my God, are you serious?
Thanks.
That shit?
CELL PHONE BUZZING
Fletcher.
RYAN:
Thanks, man. Here you go.
Don't worry about Fletcher.
He's more bark than bite.
Hey, look, you
I can play these charts.
Now is not the time, I swear to God.
I can play it, okay?
I said not now!
If you want the fucking part, earn it.
âªâªâª
ANDREW:
I'm just gonna lay it out there.
This is why I don't think
we should be together.
And I've thought about it a lot,
and this is what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna keep pursuing
what I'm pursuing.
Because I'm doing that,
it's gonna take up my time.
I'm not gonna be able
to spend time موقع سيما لايت with you.
Even when I do, I'm gonna
be thinking about drumming.
About jazz, my charts. Because of that,
you're gonna start to resent me.
You're gonna tell me to ease up on
the drumming, spend more time with you.
I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'll start
to resent you for even asking me to stop.
We're just gonna start to hate
each other. It's gonna be ugly.
And so for those reasons,
I'd rather just, you know,
break it off clean.
Because I wanna be great.
And you're not?
I wanna be one of the greats.
And I would stop you
from doing that?
Yeah.
You know I would stop you
from doing that?
You know that مشاهدة افلام for a fact?
Yes.
And I'd barely see you anyway?
Yeah.
When I see you, you'd treat me like shit
because I'm some girl
who doesn't know what she wants.
You have a path, you're going
to be great, I'm gonna be forgotten,
and you won't be able
to give me the time of day
because you افلام مصريه 2022 have
bigger things to pursue.
That's exactly my point.
What the fuck is wrong with موقع شاهد فور يو you?
You're right.
We فور يو should not be dating.
I'm okay. Thanks.
âªâªâª
Fuck! Fuck!
Fucking piece of shit!
Fuck you!
Fuck!
Fucking piece of shit! Come on!
BAND TUNING AND RIFFING
DOOR OPENS AND MUSIC STOPS
Um...
Sorry, we have a new player.
Ryan Connolly.
Um... Ahem.
I'm sorry.
Guys, just put your instruments
down for a minute.
JAZZ MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS
Just listen for a minute.
Six years ago...
I came across a kid in a
practice room working on his scales.
He was early second year and he'd
started at Shaffer with a lot of hope.
Like all you guys.
But the truth was that he barely
squeaked in to begin with...
And he was really struggling.
The faculty were all telling him,
"Maybe this isn't افلام for افلام اكشن 2023 مترجم كامل جديد you."
But they didn't see what I saw.
This scared, skinny kid
cursing himself because
he couldn't get his scales right.
I saw a drive in him.
And I put him in Studio Band.
And when he graduated,
Marsalis made him third trumpet
at Lincoln Center.
A year later, he was first.
That's who you're listening to now.
His name was Sean Casey.
CLEARS THROAT
I found out this morning...
that Sean...
died yesterday...
in a car accident.
And I just...
SIGHS
I wanted you guys to know
he was a beautiful player.
I just thought you should know.
I'm sorry.
SIGHS
Okay.
Let's get to work, huh?
Two bars for free.
One and two عرب سيد and...
BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC
It's not quite right, Connolly.
Um...
I'd like to try Neiman on this.
Maybe now's the time
for Neiman to earn the part.
One and two and...
BAND CONTINUES PLAYING
Nope, I guess not. Tanner?
One افلام ديزني and two and...
Motherfucker!
Connolly,
get your ass back on the kit.
We will stay here for as long as it takes
until one of you faggots can play in time.
One and two and...
Looks like that might be all night.
Neiman.
One and two and...
Not my fucking tempo!
Sorry, guys.
Hate to put you through this.
If you need to fucking take a dump
or get a coffee,
whatever,
now might be a good time.
We're gonna stay until I find a drummer
who can fucking play in time.
I apologize to the musicians.
a fucking hour.
You hear me, cocksuckers?
Connolly, get your fucking ass
back on the kit.
DRUMS BEATING IN DISTANCE
Is that really the fastest you can play,
you worthless Hymie fuck?
No wonder Mommy ran out on you.
Get off the fucking kit.
And here comes Mr. Gay Pride
of the Upper West Side himself.
This is not a Bette Midler concert. We will not
be serving cosmopolitans and baked Alaska,
so just play faster than you
give fucking hand jobs, will you please?
One, two, one, two.
Not even fucking close.
Let's go with the Irish Mick
fucking Paddy cracker now.
You know, you actually do look
quite a bit like a leprechaun.
I'm gonna start
calling you Flannery.
FLETCHER SHOUTING
INDISTINCTLY
FLETCHER:
Get off!
What the fuck are you looking for?
There's no gold down there.
Adjusting the seat? Really?
That's been your fucking problem
the whole time? The seat height?
So now you have it, right?
Go.
Bullshit! Fuck you!
Neiman.
Maybe it's time
to finally bring this home.
What سيما ماي do you ايجي بست الأصلي say?
Show me.
Don't slow down.
Pick it up.
Faster!
Faster!
Faster!
Faster!
Faster!
âªâªâª
Keep playing!
Keep playing! Keep playing!
Keep playing!
Don't stop.
PANTING
Neiman,
you earned the part.
Alternates, you wanna clean
the blood off my drum set?
Okay, we can start now.
FLETCHER:
p.m. call tomorrow in Dunellen.
Give yourselves at least two hours
to get there this time, alright?
Save your travel receipts.
Or don't. I don't give a shit.
âªâªâª
SCATTING
Do you know where the cabs are?
You gotta وي سيما كلوب المؤسس عثمان الموسم الرابع موقع سيما سيما call the cabs.
The cab was supposed to be here.
You gotta call. They take forever.
How do I get to Hargrove?
Hey. Come on. Please,
come on. You're still open.
You're still open. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
âªâªâª
Yeah, hello?
MAN: Neiman, where the fuck
I know, I know.
I'm almost there. I'm right there.
I know.
Fletcher's got Connolly warming up.
God fucking da Okay.
You just tell
that little fucking redheI'll
I'm gonna be there, okay? Fuck.
Hey. Hey. Sorry I'm افلام اجنبي late.
Well, glyou could fit us
into your busy schedule, darling.
I'm sorry I'm late. I'm ready to go.
Connolly's playing the part.
Like fucking hell.
What the fuck
did you say to me?
It's my part.
It's my part
and I decide who to lend it to.
Usually it's somebody
that has fucking sticks.
I left them in the car.
I'll وقت الافلام be right back. Five افلام هندي 2023 minutes.
I'm warming up the band now.
I can use Ryan's sticks.
Neiman, you lost the fucking part.
No, I didn't. You can't do this.
Can't?
Yeah.
When did you become a fucking
expert on what I can do,
you fucking weepywillow shit افلام ديزني 2022 sack?
I earned that part.
You never earned anything.
You are a selfrighteous prick.
The only reason you're a fucking core
is because you misplaced a folder.
Only افلام سينما reason you're in Studio Band
to begin with is because I told you
what I'd be asking for in Nassau.
Am I wrong?
Yeah.
I'm in Studio Band
because I'm the best
RYAN:
Back off.
Hey, fuck off, Johnny Utah.
Turn my pages, bitch.
Hey. I can cut you
any fucking time I want.
You would've cut me by now.
Try me, you fucking weasel.
my band is onstage.
If your ass is not on that stool
with your own sticks in افلام نتفلکس 2023 hand,
or if you make
one fucking mistake,
one, I will drum your ass
back to Nassau
where you can turn pages
until you graduate or fucking drop out.
By the time you're done at Shaffer, you'll
make Daddy look like a fucking success story.
Got it? Or we can let Johnny Utah
play the part.
You choose.
That's my part. I'll be on your stage.
Fuck you.
you fucking سيما للجميع pathetic,
pansyass fruit افلام جوني ديب سيما فوريو fuck.
âªâªâª
افلام هندية 2022 Tell Fletcher I'm coming.
We're moving onstage.
I got locked in my car. I'm coming.
WOMAN ON GPS:
No.
What سيما فور the hell was that noise?
Okay, why don't you just tell Fletcher
that I'm coming, you motherfucker?
PANTING
Hey. Hey, hey.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Yeah, I gotta get my sticks.
No, stay away from the car.
Look, I gotta go.
No, no, sir.
A couple more blocks.
Sir, no, you don't have to
Please get off me.
âªâªâª
Hey, guy.
What the fuck happened to you?
ANNOUNCER OVER PA:
The Shaffer Conservatory Studio Band.
BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC
MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY
Neiman, what the fuck?
MOUTHING
Fuck.
PANTING
FLETCHER:
Neiman...
You're done.
FLETCHER:
Gentlemen, ladies, I apologize
on behalf of Shaffer Conservatory.
Piece of shit. I'll fucking kill you.
Fuck you.
FLETCHER: Get the
Get the fuck off me.
Get off me. Fuck we cima off.
ANDREW:
Fuck افلام مترجمه you.
Fuck you!
Fuck you, Fletcher! Fuck ماي سينما you!
Get off. Fuck. Piece of shit!
Fuck you!
DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES
When did you start
talking افلام اكشن 2023 to her?
Your father got in contact
this week.
Does the name Sean Casey
mean anything to you?
You know of his منهو ولدنا ماي سيما عالم سكر death?
Last month, he hanged himself
in his apartment.
What does that have to do
with me?
He suffered
from anxiety and depression.
His mother claims this started
during his time as Fletcher's student.
Now, the Caseys aren't wealthy,
they don't wanna file suit.
So, what do they want?
To make sure Terence Fletcher is never
allowed to do this to another student.
âªâªâª
ANDREW ON SCREEN:
Hey, D look at my paradiddle.
JIM:
Yeah, that's my boy.
ANDREW: He didn't do anything.
What is wrong with you? It's over, okay?
He's out of your life.
Why would you let him get away?
RACHEL: Would you characterize
his conduct as extreme, Andrew?
Did he ever intentionally inflict
emotional distress?
âªâªâª
This would not be a public hearing,
you know.
Fletcher would never know
it was you who spoke up.
Why would you do this to me?
Do you think that I would let him
put my son through hell
and then افلام مصرية كوميدية 2023 افضل افلام just walk away
scotfree?
Don't you know
I would never let that happen?
That there is nothing in the world
more important to me than you?
Don't you know that?
RACHEL:
Andrew?
âªâªâª
RACHEL:
Andrew?
Just tell me what to say.
Hey.
I'd give واي سيما anything to be there again this fall.
I like weddings, provided they're not mine.
Marriages are very healthy.
Married men هاي سيما live much longer
than bachelors.
wives so they can be bachelors again.
Haven't you thought of getting married?
I did.
The young lady changed her mind
at the last moment.
I've been deeply indebted to her
ever since.
And I loaded the pantry up
with Gushers.
Saw that.
Okay.
Alright.
Thanks.
BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC
MAN:
Right on, man.
AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
CHATTERING
FLETCHER:
Andrew.
Hey.
JAZZ MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS
I don't know if you heard. Uh...
I'm not at Shaffer anymore.
Yeah, فشار I did hear that.
Did you quit?
Not exactly.
Some parents got a kid
from Sean Casey's year, I think,
to say some things
about me.
Although why anybody
would have anything
other than peaches and cream
to say about me is a mystery.
LAUGHING
Yeah.
That's a good laugh, right?
I'm sorry.
No, listen I get it.
No, I'm sorry.
I know I made enemies.
I'm conducting a little, though.
They brought back the JVC Fest
this year.
They got me opening
in a couple of weeks with a pro band.
That's great.
Yeah. It's alright.
Truth is,
I don't think people understood
what it was I was doing
at Shaffer.
I wasn't there to conduct.
Any fucking moron can wave his arms
and keep people in tempo.
I was there to push people
beyond what's expected of them.
I believe that is...
an absolute necessity.
Otherwise, we're depriving افلام مصرية 2022 the world
of the next Louis Armstrong.
The next Charlie Parker.
I told you about how Charlie Parker
became Charlie Parker, right?
Jo Jones threw a cymbal at his he
Exactly.
Parker's a young kid,
pretty good on the sax.
Gets up to play at a cutting session,
and he fucks it up.
And Jones nearly decapitates him
for it.
And he's laughed offstage.
Cries himself to sleep that night,
but the next morning, what does he do?
He practices.
And he practices and he practices
with one goal in mind,
never to be laughed at again.
And a year later, he goes back to
the Reno and he steps up on that stage,
and plays the best motherfucking solo
the world has ever heard.
So imagine if Jones hjust said:
"Well, that's okay, Charlie.
That was alright. Good job."
And then Charlie thinks to himself,
"Well, shit, I did do a pretty good job."
End of story.
No Bird.
That, to me,
is an absolute tragedy.
But that's just
what the world wants now.
People افلام نتفلکس 2022 wonder why jazz
is dying.
I tell you, man,
and افضل افلام 2023 every Starbucks "jazz" album
just proves my point, really.
There are no two words
in the English language more harmful
than "good job."
But is there a line?
You know, maybe you go too far and
you discourage the next Charlie Parker
from ever becoming Charlie Parker.
No, man, no.
Because the next Charlie Parker
would never be discouraged.
Yeah.
The truth is, Andrew, موقع افلام I...
never really ha Charlie Parker.
But I tried.
I actually fucking tried.
And that's more than
most people ever do.
And افلام هندي 2022 I will never apologize
for how I tried.
SIGHS
ANDREW:
I'll see you later.
FLETCHER:
Yeah.
Hey, Andrew. Listen, I have no idea
how you're gonna take this,
but the band I'm leading for JVC,
my drummer is not cutting it.
You understand
what I'm saying?
No.
I'm using the Studio Band playlist.
You know, "Caravan," "Whiplash."
I need somebody
who really knows those charts.
What about Ryan Connolly?
All Connolly ever was to me
was incentive for you.
Tanner?
Tanner switched to premed.
I guess he got discouraged.
Hey. Uh...
Take the weekend.
Think about it.
NICOLE OVER PHONE: Hello?
ANDREW: Hey, Nicole, it's Andrew.
Hi.
سينما Hey.
It's been a while since I talked to you.
Um...
Look, I...
I'm really sorry about everything.
I know that's not, you know, enough,
but I'm just really sorry. Um...
But anyway, I got
I actually have this show this weekend.
It's a, uh...
Like, a JVC thing. And I didn't know
if maybe you'd wanna go,
and we, you know, سيما فور يو maybe
get some, like, pizza afterwards,
and, like, complain
about our schools again.
What is? You said Jayvees?
No, it's, heh, JVC.
It's like a It's a jazz افلام رعب 2022 thing.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Well, I don't know if I can come. I
I'll have to check with my boyfriend.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll check, but I don't know.
I don't really think he likes jazz music.
Yeah, I mean, it's not for everybody.
Okay. Well, I guess
maybe I'll see you guys there.
Okay.
Okay.
Bye.
âªâªâª
MUSICIANS TUNING AND RIFFING
INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE
Alright, gang, listen up. Now,
for those of you who are new at سيما روم this,
which looks like everybody except Cal,
tonight could change your life.
The افلام رعب 2023 افلام اكشن 2022 مترجم كامل جديد folks out there make a phone call,
you could be a Blue Note signee,
an EMC client,
a Lincoln Center core.
On the other hand,
if you drop the ball, you might be
looking for a new line of work
because the other thing
about these cats is they never forget.
We all set?
Alright. Let's have fun.
AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
FLETCHER:
You think I'm fucking stupid?
What?
I know it was you.
AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
We're very excited to be here kicking off
the JVC Festival this year.
I'm Terence Fletcher, these are some
of the best musicians in New York,
which means they're some of
the best musicians in the world.
We're gonna do some old standards,
but we're gonna start with a new tune
by Tim Simonec called "Upswingin'."
BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC
ANDREW PLAYING OFFBEAT
What مسلسل الاصلي the fuck
you doing?
Come on, man.
AUDIENCE APPLAUDING WEAKLY
FLETCHER: Yeah, I guess
maybe you don't have it.
âªâªâª
FLETCHER: That was a little extra
avantgarde there from the rhythm section.
Come on, let's go home.
What are you شاهد فور يو doing?
Uh...
Now we're gonna slow it down
a little bit.
I'm guessing most of you folks
have heard
I'll cue you in.
"Caravan."
Three, four.
BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC
I'm افلام مصرية كوميدية 2022 gonna gouge out
your motherfucking eyes.
Andrew, what are you doing, man?
I'll cue you.
INAUDIBLE فيلم سطار السعودي سيما كلوب DIALOGUE
âªâªâª
âªâªâª
I'm sorry... Sorry.
No, Stay.
What's your name?
Andrew Neyman.
What year are you?
I'm... a first year
You know who I am?
Yes sir.
So you know I'm looking for players?
Yes sir.
Then why did you stop playing?
Did I ask you to start playing again?
Ugh, I'm sorry... I asked you
why did you stop playing and
your version of an answer was
to turn into a windup monkey
I'm... I'm sorry. Show me your rudiments.
Yes sir.
Double time swing.
No double time, double it.
Faster.
Faster!
Woopsydaisy, forgot my jacket.
No Swedish Fish?
Not today.
Thanks.
You ok? Yeah
Yeah, I don't know. He saw me play today.
And?
You got plenty of options still.
What does that mean? Other options?
Just.. You know.
It's just life.
You get to be my age, you get perspective.
I don't want perspective
Sorry.
I don't want raisin in it.
Why didn't you say that?
I just eat around them.
I don't understand you.
My man Ryan, yo shit!
How you feeling man?
Things were hurting with
Neyman on the kits.
Hey what's up bro. Ha good weekend?
Yeah real good. Lot of fun.
Hey, don't worry about Greg. He's a dick.
No big deal.
Good morning everybody.
Good morning everybody.
Morning.
Alright. Let's do Billy's
Ann, from the top, yes?
One Two Three
Alright let's do... Reese
Yo Ryan
Alright alright.
That's enough for that, just
back to the core drummer please.
Core players, let's go.
Dude, what've you been practicing?
May I?
Cute.
Three Four
Three Four
Ok, alright.
Maybe not.
Same spot, three four.
Alright.
You're in the first chair, let's see
if it's just because you are cute.
Three Four.
Yeah, that's why.
Drums, let's hear a
little doubletime swing.
Behind?
Same thing.
Bass, five bars down the le
Alright.
Drums, with me.
Thank you Joe
No no no, other drums.
Don't be late.
Alright everybody, from the top.
One Two Three
Hey How are you?
Good, how are you?
I'm good, thanks.
The usual?
Ugh... Nah, Look I don't know how...
I see you here a lot,
and I think you are...
really pretty.
Would you want go out with me... ever?
Please go away.
Oh my god. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'm just messing with you.
I'm messing with you.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
That's actually pretty mean
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..
what's your name? No big deal.
Oh I'm Andrew. Andrew
I'm Nicole
Nice to meet you Nicole.
Nice to meet you too.
So you wanna take me out?
I'd... love to take you out.
Where you wanna go? Pizza.
Pizza. I like pizza. Yeah
I know a great pizza place.
Cool, well...
Okay?
You wanna meet here..
Oh ok, yeah, I will.
Great
Ok. Seven o'clock?
Monday Alright, bye.
You are the new alternate?
Yeah, I'm Andrew Neyman.
Tune the set to a Bflat and
turn my pages during rehearsal
Sure
Excuse me, can you give me a Bflat?
Thank you.
Sorry, can you... just one more time?
It's a great kit.
Milk the cunt!
We got a squeaker today people.
isn't he cute?
Alright gang, "Whiplash"
Page.
Page!
Barker, that is not your boyfriend's
dick, do not come early.
Five Six and..
Stop!
Now this one really upsets me. We
have an outoftone player here.
Before I continue, would that
player care to identify himself?
No? Ok, maybe a bug flew in my ear.
Five Six and..
No, my ears are fine, we definitely
have an outoftone player.
Whoever it is, this is your last chance.
And there it went.
Now either you are deliberately playing
outoftone and sabotaging my band
Or you don't know you are outoftone
which I'm afraid is even worse.
Five Six and..
Bones
Five Six and..
He's here.
Tell me it's not you, Elmer Fudd.
It's ok. Play.
Do you think you are out of tone?
What're you... There's no fucking Mars
bar down there, what are you looking at?
Look up here, look at me.
Do you think, you are out of tone?
Yes.
Then why the fuck didn't you say so?!
I carried your fat ass for too long Metz
I'm not gonna have you cost
us a competition because
your mind's on a fucking Happy
Meal insteof on pitch.
Jackson congratulations,
you are fourth chair.
Mets why are you still sitting
there, get the fuck out!
For the record, Mets wasn't out of tone
You were, Ericson
But he didn't know.
And that's benough.
back the squeaker is on.
Andrew
Parents are musicians?
No
What do they do?
My ds a writer.
Oh what's he written
I guess he's more of a teacher. Really.
Oh. College?
Pennington High School.
What about your mother? What does she do?
I don't know. She left when I was a baby.
So no musicians in the family?
Well you just gotta listen
to the greats then.
Buddy Rich, Jo Jones
You know Charlie Parker became Bird
because Jo threw a cymbal at his he
See what I'm saying?
Listen, the key is to just... relax.
Don't worry about the numbers, don't worry
about what the other guys are thinking.
You are here for a reason.
You believe that right?
Yeah.
Say it.
I'm here for a reason.
Cool
Alright man, have fun.
Alright gang, Whiplash
A little under tempo ok? Neyman.
Just do your best.
There you go.
Five Six and...
Let's hear some feels.
We got Buddy Rich here.
A little trouble there.
Five Six and
Not quite my tempo.
Here we go. Five Six and..
Five Six and...
Five Six Seven...
Not quite my tempo.
It's all good, no worries, here we go.
Five Six Seven
You're rushing. Here we go.
Ready?
Ok. Five Six and...
Dragging. Just here.
Wait for my cue.
Five Six Seven..
Rushing.
Five Six and..
Dragging.
Five Six and...
Why do you suppose I just hurled
a chair at your he Neyman?
I.. I don't know.
Sure you do.
The tempo?
Were you rushing or were you dragging?
I... I don't know.
Start counting.
One two three four One two
three four One two three four
Now, was I rushing or was I dragging?
I don't know.
Count again.
One two three four One two
three four One two three four
Rushing or dragging? Rushing.
So you do know the difference!
If you deliberately sabotage my
band, I'll fuck you like a pig.
Now are you a rusher, or are you a dragger
Or are you gonna be on my fucking time?!
I'll be on your time.
What does that say?
One two three four One two three four
Jesus fucking Christ, I don't know
they allow retards into Shaffer.
Am I to understand you cannot retempo?
Can you even fucking remusic?
What is that?
Yes, what is that?
A dotted sixteenth
What are you, in a fucking acapella group?
Play the goddamn kit!
Stop!
Now answer my question.
Were you rushing, or were you dragging?
Answer!
Rushing.
Oh my dear god.
Are you one of those single tear people?
Do I look like a double
fucking rainbow to you?
You must be upset. Are you upset? No
No. So you just don't give
a shit about any of this?
I do give a shit... So are
you upset, yes or fucking no?
Yes You are upset.
Yeah
Say it.
I'm upset.
Say it to the whole band can hear you.
I'm upset.
Louder.
I'm upset.
Louder!
I'm upset!
You are a worthless friendless
faggotlipped little piece of shit
Whose mommy left daddy, when she
figured out he wasn't Eugene O'neil
And who's now weeping and
slobbering all over my drum set
like a fucking nineyearold girl
So for the final father fucking time...
Say it louder!!!
I'm upset!!
Carl.
Start practicing harder Neyman
Big boy tempo
Five six and...
This place is nice.
Yeah
I really liked the music that they play.
I mean the food is good too, but...
The pizza is really good.
When I wake.
What?
That's the name of the song.
Bob Ellis on the drums.
You know every time I
saw you at the theater
Your eyes were glued to the floor.
Really?
My dsays that I have
trouble making eye contact.
My parents like to criticize me too.
When I was growing up my mom said
that I ha really big chin.
And that's why guys don't like me
Really? Yeah.
You don't. Well she said
my dcurse me with one.
No it's not. Yeah it is.
I don't... I don't think so at all.
Your chin is very... nice.
Very nice.
Your mom sounds insane.
Well she did want to be an
actress when she was my age.
What about you?
What about me?
What do you do?
I go to Fordham.
What do you study?
I don't... have a major yet.
...like what do you want to study?
I don't really know.
I don't know yet.
So Fordham was just like a random school?
No I've applied a bunch of
schools, Fordham let me in.
Why do you go to Shaffer?
It's the best music school in the country.
Well Fordham is Fordham.
I don't love there to be honest.
No? No.
I don't know... I guess it's just
people there don't like me very much.
I'm from Arizona, and I think they can...
see it.
I kinda feel the same way
about people in Shaffer.
Yeah I don't think they like me too much.
But I don't...
I don't care too much.
I think it's just... it changes.
You know people change, things work out.
Yeah I know I know I know.
I just...
I feel like homesick sometimes.
I don't know.
Kind pissed me off when people
pretend like they are not.
In college, you know.
Maybe I'm literally the
only one, I don't know.
I still go to the movies with my d
Hey how are you man.
Good.
Is this really Eva?
Wow, last time I saw you
you were very tiny.
Are you playing an instrument yet?
She started piano last week.
Hey when you are a big college kid
Will you come and play in my band?
Do you like that? Would
you be my piano player?
Excellent, give me five
Alright, great seeing you.
Great seeing you.
See you after the show. Alright cheers.
Listen up cocksuckers!
Hurry the fuck up.
Get your music.
Rhythm Section out first
Tanner, the kit is a
fucking tonal catastrohpy
Get it in tone alright?
we gonna pick up the tempo there alright?
forget we sharp that knife.
Everybody remember, Lincoln Center
and its ilk use these competitions
to decide who they are interested
in and who they are not
And I am not gonna have my reputation
in that department tarnished
by a bunch of fucking
limpdick, sournote, flattered
on their girlfriend's
flexible tempo dipshits.
Got it?
One more thing. Eugene give me that.
If I ever find another one
of these lying around again
I swear to fucking god I
will stop being so polite.
Get fuck out of my sight
before I demolish you.
Stage right, in order, now.
I can still fucking see you, MiniMe!
Let's go, hurry the fuck up. Let's go.
Shaffer Conservatory, Studio Band.
Hold onto this for the second set.
I think he wants a career
But as long as Fletcher is here, Fudd
don't have a chance get back in..
I need to look at the music.
Oh yeah it's right here.
Why isn't it on you?
Where's the folder?
You're joking right? I have no..
No I literally
No.. I swear I just h
it here two seconds ago
It's gotta be around here.
How could you be so fucking stupid?
I don't
know, maybe a janitor
came bay or something..
A janitor? Yeah
Find the fucking folder!
A fucking janitor?!
You are done! Fuck!
I'm done! Fuck!
Find the folder! I'm sorry.
Tanner!
Jesus fucking Christ, where have you been??
We have an issue..
Ok, now is not the time.
I gave... Neyman the
folder and Neyman lost it.
Neyman lost it?
Yes.
The folder is your fucking
responsibility, Tanner
Why would you give it to Neymon, right?
You gave a calculator to a fucking retard
he's gonna try turn on the TV with it.
Now get your stick and get
your ass on the stage
I... I can't
You.. can't?
I can't go on stage, I don't
know the charts.. by heart.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I.. you know this.
I need the music, it's my
memory, I need visual cues.
Visual cues? It's a medical condition..
Medical condition? What are
you, fucking Sunjay Gupta?
Play the goddamn music!
I can't I can.
You know Whiplash by heart?
Yes sir, every measure.
Alright. You better fucking hope
your memory doesn't fail you
And and you can play a whole lot better
than you did last month at the rehearsal
Because I do not intend start losing now.
Get your stick and get your
fucking ass on the stage.
On stage!
And first place
Shaffer Conservatory
Don't touch my folder man.
Do not touch this kit.
Alright let's get to work ladies.
Tanner what are you doing? It's core only
today, I don't have time for alternates.
Cherokee, from the top.
Tanner are you a fucking statue? Let's go!
Get off the stool.
Don't forget to turn Neyman's pages.
Here we go, one two three
four two two three four
So how's everything going
with the Studio Band?
Good. I think he likes me more now.
And his opinion means a
lot to you, doesn't it?
Yeah
overcooked.
can barely chew this
He just left.
So how's drumming going Andy?
Yeah it's going really well.
I'm the new core drummer...
Did you hear yet? No, what happened?
Travis just got MVP
That's fantastic!
Dustin is heading up Model UN,
soontobeRhodesScholar
and who knows what
And Jim, teacher of the year
I mean, come on, the talent of
this table, that is stunning.
And Andy, with your drumming.
It's going ok, Andy?
Yeah I mean it's going really, really well.
Actually I'm part of
Shaffer's top Jazz orchestra
Which means I'm.. it's
the best in the country.
And.. I'm a core member, so I
just started playing competitions
Actually I just found out I'm the
youngest person in the entire band.
How do you know wins or not..
a music competition?
Isn't it subjective?
No.
Does the studio get you a job?
No it's not an actual studio, it's
just the name of the ensemble
but yeah it's a big step for my career.
Well I'm so glyou figured it out,
it's a nasty business I am sure.
Oh are you gonna tell them
about your game this week?
Lived up to your title
School record, school record!
It's division III.
It's Carleton football, it's not
even division II, it's division III
You got any friends Andy?
No. Why's that?
I don't know, I just never
really saw the use.
Well, who are you going
to play with otherwise?
Lennon and McCartney, they were
school friends, am I right?
Charlie Parker didn't know anybody 'til
Joe Jones threw a cymbal at his he
So that's your idea of success, huh?
I think being the greatest musician of the
Dying broke and drunk and
full of heroin at the
my idea of success.
people at a dinner table talk about me
than live to be rich and sober at
and nobody remembered who I was.
Ah, but your friends will
remember you, that's the point.
None of us were friends
with Charlie Parker.
That's the point.
Travis and Dustin? They have plenty
of friends and plenty of purpose.
I'm sure they'll make great
school board presidents someday.
Oh, that's what this is all about?
You think you're better than us?
You catch on quick. Are you in Model UN?
I got a reply for you, Andrew. You
think Carleton football's a joke?
Come play with us.
Four words you will never
hear from the NFL.
Who wants dessert?
And from Lincoln Center?
Alright guys, get out of here.
Pick up the new chart by
the door on your way out.
long you have till then to learn it.
Neyman, just come over here.
See the tempo marking on there?
That is a doubletime swing.
That's what got you in here right?
Oh yeah.
I recently stumbled across another kid
In the practice room working
on his double time swing.
So I'm gonna give him another shot.
Am I late?
Perfect timing.
Come on in Connelly
You two know each other right?
Yeah, yeah, Nassau band.
Hey, what's up Andrew.
Now Connelly I've made
Neyman a temporary core.
But with this competition
coming up I just wannna make
very sure this chart's in
the best shape it can be.
Yeah it's the one right here right?
I gave Connelly the chart this morning.
All you need to do now is to just give
both of you a crack at it, alright?
So Neyman go ahejump on the
kit we'll take it from the top.
Ok.
I don't want you to worry about
the hits right now, just tempo.
Ok?
All set?
Not quite my tempo.
Connelly? Ok, I'll take.. from the top.
I can do... No, we'll
go with Connelly now.
Hey do you mind?
Ok? Yeah
Perfect Connelly
See this to me is the
beauty of Studio Band.
You walk in here an alternate, who
knows you could be the new core.
Oh my god, are you serious?
That shit?
Fletcher.
Thanks man.
Don't worry about Fletcher,
he's more bark than bite.
Hey look, I can play these charts.
Now's not the time.
I can play. I said not now!
If you want the fucking part, earn it.
I'm just gonna lay it out there.
This is why I don't think that
we shouldn't be together.
And I thought about it a lot.
And this is what's gonna happen, ok?
I'm gonna keep pursuing what I'm pursuing
And because I'm doing that it's
gonna take more and more of my time
And I'm not gonna be able to
spend so much time with you.
And when I do spend time with you,
I'll be thinking about drumming.
I'll be thinking about Jazz
and my charts and all that.
And because of that you're
gonna start to resent me.
And you're gonna tell me to ease up
drumming, spend more time with you
because you're not feeling importrant
And I'm not gonna be able to do that.
And I'll just start to resent you for
even asking me to stop drumming.
And we'll just start to hate each other.
And it's gonna get very...
it's gonna be ugly.
And so... for those reasons, I'd
rather just break it off clean.
Cuz I wanna be great.
And you're not?
I wanna be one of the greats.
And I'll stop you from doing that?
Yeah.
You know I'll stop you from doing that.
You know that for a fact.
Yes.
And I barely see you anyway
Yeah And when I did see you
you treated me like shit
because I'm just some girl who
doesn't know what she wants
And you have a path, and you're going
to be great, and I'm gonna be forgotten
And therefore, you won't be able
to give me the time and day
because you have bigger things to pursue.
That's exactly my point.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You're right, we should not be dating.
I'm ok, thanks.
Fuck! Fuck!
Fucking piece of shit!
Fuck you! Fuck!
Sorry we have a new player
Ryan Connelly
I'm sorry.
Can you just... put your
instruments down, for a minute?
Just listen for a minute.
Six years ago
I came across a kid in the practice
room working on his scales
He was early second year
and he started in Shaffer
with a lot of hope
Like all you guys.
but the truth was... He barely
squeezed in to begin with and..
He was really struggling.
The faculty were all telling
him, maybe this isn't for you.
But they didn't see what I saw.
That scared, skinny kid,
cursing himself because he
couldn't get the scales right.
I saw a drive in him.
And I put him in Studio Band.
When he graduated
made him the third trumpet
in Lincoln Center.
A year later he was the first.
And that's what you're listening to now.
His name was Sean Casey.
I found out this morning that... Sean
died yesterday.
in a car accident.
And I just...
want you guys to know he
was a beautiful player.
I just thought you should know.
I'm sorry.
Ok.
Let's get to work, how about...
One and two and
It's not... not quite right Connelly
I'd like to try Neyman on this.
Maybe now is the time for
Neyman to earn the part
One and two and
No, I guess not.
Tanner
One and two and
Motherfucker!
Connelly get your ass back on the kit
We'll stay here for as long as it takes
till one of faggots can play in time.
One and two and
looks like it'll be all night. Neyman.
One and two and
Not my fucking tempo!
Sorry guys, hate to put you through this
If you need to fucking take a
dump or get a coffee whatever
now might be a good time
because we're gonna stay here until I find
a drummer who can fucking play in time
I apologize to the musicians.
Seriously, take ten, twenty, a fucking hour
You hear me cocksuckers?
Connelly get your fucking
ass back on the kit
This is really the fastest you can
play, you worthless himey fuck?
No wonder mommy ran out on you.
Get off the fucking kit.
And here comes Mr. Gay pride of
the Upper Western side himself
Unfortunately this is not
a Bette Midler Concert,
we'll not be serving
Cosmopolitan and Baked Alaska
So just play faster than you give
fucking hand jobs, will you please?
One two one two
Not even fucking close
Let's go with the Irish mick
fucking paddycracker now
You... you actually do look
quite a bit like a leprechaun
I'll start calling you Flannery
Get off!
What the fuck you looking... there's
not a pot of gold down there
Oh adjusting the seat, really?!
That's been your fucking problem
the whole time? The seat height?
So now you have it right?
Go.
Bullshit! Fuck you!
Neyman.
Maybe, it's time to finally bring
this home, what do you say?
Show me.
Don't slow down!
Pick it up!
Faster!
Faster!
Faster!
Faster!
Keep playing!
Keep playing!
Keep playing!
Neyman
You earned the part.
Alternates, you wanna clean
the blood off my drum set?
Ok, we can start now.
Give yourself at least two hours to get
there from the city this time alright?
Save your travel receipts.
Or no, I don't give a shit.
Excuse me, do you know where the cabs are?
You have to call the cabs. I konw, they
say the cabs suppose to be right here?
No you gotta call them, it'll take forever.
Ok how do I get the Hardrove?
Come on please, come on, you're still open!
You're still open!
Come on, come on!
Yeah hello? Where the fuck are you man?
I know, I know, I'm almost there. I'm
almost there man. I'm right there.
Fletcher got Connelly warming up...
God fucking damnit!
You just tell that little fucking
redheI'm gonna be there ok?
Fuck
Hey, Sorry I'm late.
Glyou finished on your
busy schedule, darling.
I know. Look, I'm sorry, but
I'm here man, ready to go.
Connelly's playing the part.
Like fucking hell he's playing my part.
What the fuck did you just say to me?
It's my part.
It's my part, and I
decide who to lend it to.
Usually to somebody that
has fucking sticks.
I left in the car, I'll be right back
warming up the band now.
Look I can use Ryan's sticks
Neyman you lost the fucking part
No I didn't, look you can't
fucking do this to me!
Can't?! Yeah!
When did you become a fucking
expert on what I can or cannot do?
You fucking weepywillow shit sack?
I earned that part.
You never earned anything. God
you're a selfrighteous prick
The only reason you are a fucking
core is because you misplaced folder.
The only reason you're in Studio Band
to begin with is because I told you
exactly what I'd be asking for in Nassau
Am I wrong? Yeah
I'm in Studio Band, cause I'm the..
Why don't you just back off?!
Hey you, fuck off Johnny
Utah, turn my pages bitch!
Hey, I can cut you any fucking time I want.
You wouldn't cut me by now.
Try me you fucking weasel!
minutes, my band is on stage.
If your ass is not on that stool
with your own fucking sticks in hand
Or you make one fucking mistake
One
I'll drum your ass back
to Nassau where you can
turn pages untill you
graduate or fucking drop off.
By the time you are done
at Shaffer, you're gonna
make daddy look like a
fucking successful story
Got it?
Or, we can let Johnny Utah play the part.
You choose.
It's my part, I'll be on your stage.
Fuck... you got ten minutes you
fucking pathetic pansyass fruitfuck
Hey tell Fletcher I'm coming.
What took you
so long man, we're moving
on stage right now.
I know I got locked in my car.
It's fine, I'm coming.
Are you driving man?
No What the hell is that noise?
Ok look why don't you just tell Fletcher,
that I am coming you motherfucker!
Are you ok?
Are you ok? Yeah I gotta get my sticks.
No no no no, stay away from the car.
Just a couple more blocks.
Sir, you don't have to...
Shaffer Conservatory, Studio Band.
Neyman, what the fuck?
Neyman
You're done.
Gentlemen and ladies, I apologize
on behalf of Shaffer Conservatory.
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
Get off me!
Fuck you!
Fuck you Fletcher Fuck you!
You fuck... piece of shit!
Fuck you!
When did you start talking to her?
Your father got contacted this week.
Does the name Sean Casey
mean anything to you?
Do you know about his death?
Last month he hung himself
in his apartment.
What's that have to do with me?
Sean suffered from anxiety and depression.
His mother claimed this started during
his time as Fletcher's student.
Now Caseys aren't wealthy,
they don't wanna file suit
So... what do they want?
To make sure that Terrance Fletcher's never
allowed to do this to another student
He didn't do anything.
What's wrong with you? It's over ok?
He's out of your life, why would you let
him get away with what he did to you?
Would you characterize his
conduct as extreme Andrew?
Did he ever intentionally
inflict emotional distress?
This will not be a public
hearing, you know?
Fletcher will never know
it was you who spoke up.
Why would you do this to me?
Do you think that I would let
him put my son through hell
And just walk away scotfree?
Don't you know I would
never let that happen?
That there is nothing in the world
more important to me than you?
Don't you know that?
Andrew?
Andrew?
Just tell me what to say.
Hi, and... I loaded your pantry
with Gushers. I saw that.
Thanks
Andrew
Hey
Don't know if you heard...
I'm not in Shaffer any more.
Yeah I did hear that.
Did you quit?
Not exactly.
Some parents got a kid from
Sean Casey's year I think
to say somethings about me.
Although why anybody would
have anything other than
peaches and cream to say
about me is a mystery.
That's a good laugh right?
I'm sorry. No I get it.
I know I've made enemies.
I'm conducting though
They brought back JVC fest this year
They got me opening in a couple
of weeks with a pro band.
That's great.
It's alright.
Truth is, I don't think people...
understood what it was I
was doing at Shaffer.
I wasn't there to conduct.
Any fucking moron can wave his
arms and keep people in tempo.
I was there to push people
beyond what's expected of them
I believe that is...
an absolute necessity.
otherwise we're depriving the
world the next Louie Armstrong
the next Charlie Parker.
I told that story about how Charlie
Parker became Charlie Parker
Jo Jones threw a cymbal at his he
Exactly.
Parker was a young kid.
Pretty good on the sax.
Gets up to play in the cutting session
And he fucks it up.
And Jones nearly decapitates him for it.
and he's laughed offstage
crie himself to sleep that night, but
the next moring, what does he do?
he practices.
and he practices and he
practices, with one goal in mind
never to be laughed at again.
And a year later he goes back to the Reno.
And he steps up on that
stage and he plays the
best motherfucking solo
the world has ever heard.
So imagine if Jones just said.
"Well that's ok Charlie"
"That was alright, good job."
and Charlie thinks to himself
"Well, shit, I did a pretty good job."
End of story.
No bird.
That to me is an absolute tragedy.
But that's just what the world wants now.
People wonder why Jazz is dying
I tell you man
Every Starbucks' Jazz album
just proved my point, really.
There are no two words in English language
more harmful than "good job".
But is there a line?
You know maybe... you go to
far, you discourage next
Charlie Parker from ever
becoming Charlie Parker?
No man, no.
Because the next Charlie Parker
would never be discouraged.
Yeah.
The truth is, Andrew
I never really ha Charlie Parker.
But I tried.
I actually fucking tried.
And that's more than most people ever do.
and I'll never apologize for how I tried.
Alright, see you later.
Hey Andrew
Listen I have no idea how
you gonna take this, but...
the band I'm leading for JVC
The drummer's not cutting it.
You understand what I'm saying?
No. I'm using the Studio Band playlist.
Caravan Whiplash
I need somebody who really
knows these charts.
What about Ryan Connelly?
Ryan Connelly ever was to
me is an incentive for you.
Tanner?
Tanner switched to premed
Guess he got discouraged.
Hey, take the weekend, think about it.
Hello? Hey Nicole, it's Andrew.
Hi Hey
Been a while since...
I talked to you
Look...
I'm really sorry
about everything, I know that's not...
You know, enough, but... I'm just...
really sorry.
But anyway I got... I actually
have this show this weekend
It's a... JVC thing, I don't
know maybe if you wanna go
it's in Carnegie Hall and.. we.. maybe
get some like.. pizza afterwards
like.. complain about our schools.. again.
What... is that JV?
No, it's JVC, it's like a..
it's Jazz... thing.
Ugh... I don't know if I can come.
I have to check with my boyfriend.
Ok
Yeah
I'll check, but I don't know.
I don't think he likes jazz music.
Yeah, I mean, not for everybody.
Ok, well I guess maybe
I'll see you guys there.
Ok.
Ok, bye.
Alright gangs, listen up.
Now for those of you who are new with this
which looks like might
be everybody except Karl
Tonight can change your life.
The folks out there make a phone call
You can be a blue note signee
An EMC client
A Lincoln Center core
On the other hand, if you drop the ball
you might be looking for a
new line of work because
the other thing about these cats is
they never forget.
We all set?
Alright, let's have fun.
You think I'm fucking stupid?
What?
I know it was you.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen
We're very excited to be here kicking
off the JVC festival this year
I'm Terrance Fletcher, and these are
some of the best musicans in New York
which means some of the best
musicians in the world.
And we're gonna do some old
standard for you but first
we're gonna start out with
a new tone By Tim Simonec
called Upswinging
What the fuck are you doing?!
Come on!
Yeah I guess maybe you don't have it.
Come on, let's go home.
What are you doing?
I'll cue you in!
Caravan.
Three Four!
"FUCK YOU!"
I'll gouge out your motherfucking eye.
Andrew, what're you doing man?
I'll cue you!